… brain dead. She now officially declares the University of New Mexico brain dead.
Cerebral function slowed badly beginning in 2007, with the hiring of President Dave Schmidly; it deteriorated further a year later, with football coach Mike Locksley.
Surviving on-campus synapses were beaten to a pulp by Mistress Jade.
September 20th, 2010 at 2:08PM
The secrets of the MLA interview/job talk revealed! “You know you want me in that position. Yes, you do. That position teaching 18th century poetry. Oh yes. You like Alexander Pope. You’re such a bad boy, Mr. Department Chair. Now give me my job or you’ll get what you’ve got coming.”
September 21st, 2010 at 9:20AM
A few years ago, the president of the University Joseph Fourier in Grenoble got sentenced for… pimping his girlfriend and abusing her weakness (the charges were reduced on appeal).
After the legal problems were over, he stayed a professor there (I suppose the court agreed not to have the sentence entered into the professor’s legal file, which, I think, would have triggered a dishonorable dismissal from the civil service – but I’m not sure).