Artificial Ovary Poem
The only rhyme for ovary
Is Emma, Madame Bovary.
********************
What name then should we take
To mean oocytian fake?
Fauxvary.
Artificial Ovary Poem
The only rhyme for ovary
Is Emma, Madame Bovary.
********************
What name then should we take
To mean oocytian fake?
Fauxvary.
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Notes of a Neophyte
September 27th, 2010 at 12:07PM
Because it turns out to be so very
Difficult to rhyme words with ovary,
Forcing one anyway
Is a sure sign of brain decay
And a clear case of internet oafery.
September 27th, 2010 at 12:24PM
Haha! Internet oafery is a thing of beauty.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:45PM
When seeking a word that will rhyme
witn “ovary,” do take your time.
Your tone may be haut,
but the standards are low.
They really are very low, very.
September 27th, 2010 at 2:50PM
Elegant, Jeremy. Last line amazing.
September 27th, 2010 at 4:32PM
Here in VA, there are ladies in Richmond who are tasked with rejecting offensive personalized plates. Somebody got by them with MO FAUX, though.
September 28th, 2010 at 6:11AM
Love it, dave.s.