David Flory, a Fairleigh Dickinson University physics professor, seems also to run a pretty big-time prostitution ring. He calls the activity “a hobby,” but there’s the matter of its illegality. Details of his arrest are here.
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UPDATE:
Three limericks.
This one’s from a UD reader:
In Albuquerque, New Mex,
A professor whose hobby is sex
brought people together,
without asking whether
they’d succeeded in skirting the lex.
This one’s from another UD reader:
A physics professor named Flory
Has a website that’s ever so whore-y
He’s not in it for money
Just loves spreading honey
At least that’s his side of the story.
And one from UD:
We offer the cheap Standard Model:
She’ll coo and she’ll kiss and she’ll coddle.
But those special patrons
With extra-Large Hadrons
Can launch one of our rocket bottles.
June 21st, 2011 at 7:55AM
the general high standards of education at barely-got-in were a well known phenomena in NJ, hard to make a direct causal case but when one builds on swampy grounds…
June 21st, 2011 at 10:00AM
Man, what with the obvious rhymes of whore-y and story, I can’t believe I’ve not yet come up with a limerick!
June 21st, 2011 at 10:41AM
Midprof: Gory and jury (stretching things a bit) are in there too — it feels as though the limerick could write itself.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:23PM
In Albuquerque, New Mex,
A professor whose hobby is sex
brought people together,
without asking whether
they’d succeeded in skirting the lex.
June 21st, 2011 at 1:44PM
Jeremy: Excellent!
June 21st, 2011 at 3:18PM
A physics professor named Flory
Has a website that’s ever so whore-y
He’s not in it for money
Just loves spreading honey
At least that’s his side of the story
June 21st, 2011 at 3:53PM
Bravo, Midprof! All this limerick activity means I’ve got to enter the fray…
June 21st, 2011 at 6:19PM
Love your addition, UD!
June 23rd, 2011 at 8:09AM
In France, a university president was once busted for a side activity in “proxenetism” (pimping). It was a somewhat complex issue – as far as I understand, he was involved in a BDSM relationship with a lady who occasionally had sex with other men in exchange for payment which she shared.
He had to resign, though after he was sentenced he could return as a chemistry professor (his acts were totally independent from the university).