Professor Edward Larkin of the University of New Hampshire likes to drive around town on his motorcycle and expose himself to young girls.
Realizing that this behavior constitutes a “major public relations problem for the university,” UNH has, since Larkin’s arrest and conviction for indecent exposure, tried to fire him.
Now an arbitrator has said that it can’t, because cock-flashing, while unpleasant, isn’t a firing offense.
June 29th, 2011 at 9:18AM
Must read with a new hampshah accent
A german professor named larkin
Has trouble keeping his cock in
But his job will be saved
The crime is “not grave”
Even though it’s so terribly shocking.
From my seat on the peter pan bus to logan
June 29th, 2011 at 9:52AM
Midprof: LOL. You make me want to try my own…
June 30th, 2011 at 8:39PM
I remember this guy! He inspired some of my best work.