… presents for your inspection the following opening sentence:
Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Santorum have all endorsed Personhood USA’s pledge to grant full rights to fertilized eggs if they are elected president.
I suppose we could do worse.
December 29th, 2011 at 9:08AM
I’d vote for a fertilized egg before I’d vote for most of the Republican field, including all four who signed the pledge.
December 29th, 2011 at 9:36AM
Julia: Eggs are packed with protein and potential.
December 29th, 2011 at 1:11PM
Votes for Zygotes!
*That’s* the Chicago way…
December 29th, 2011 at 1:51PM
A 35-year-old egg might not be all that nutritious. By the way, was it the original intent of the Founders that a President could actually be only 34 years 9 months old?