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… presents for your inspection the following opening sentence:

Newt Gingrich, Rick Perry, Michele Bachmann, and Rick Santorum have all endorsed Personhood USA’s pledge to grant full rights to fertilized eggs if they are elected president.

I suppose we could do worse.

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4 Responses to “Scathing Online Schoolmarm…”

  1. Julia Says:

    I’d vote for a fertilized egg before I’d vote for most of the Republican field, including all four who signed the pledge.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Julia: Eggs are packed with protein and potential.

  3. Brett Says:

    Votes for Zygotes!

    *That’s* the Chicago way…

  4. Mr Punch Says:

    A 35-year-old egg might not be all that nutritious. By the way, was it the original intent of the Founders that a President could actually be only 34 years 9 months old?

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