Tragic enough that Southern Methodist University football got the death penalty and never recovered; now it emerges that three of their players have been robbed of all their electronic toys by a prostitute one of them refused to pay.
The tragic flaw this time was leaving her alone in their house after refusing payment:
The three football players went to their end-of-year football banquet and left the escort in the home, according to a police report obtained by Channel 11.
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UD thanks Dave.
July 29th, 2012 at 1:49AM
Two wrongs don’t make a right – morally or legally – but what exactly did they expect to happen after refusing to pay her whilst leaving her in their home unattended?
July 29th, 2012 at 8:34PM
The SMU Mustang Nwabuike
Did something outrageously pukey.
He reneged with a hooker,
But she – no dumb fooker –
Has made him look stupid and jukey.
July 29th, 2012 at 9:39PM
Definitely the first recorded instance of a limerick writer rhyming on ‘Nwabuike,’ adam. Nicely done.
July 30th, 2012 at 7:52AM
Maybe they can get jobs with the Secret Service.