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Too Much Even for West Virginia University

All fraternities and sororities at West Virginia University were suspended Thursday after an 18-year-old freshman was found unconscious and not breathing inside a fraternity house, just a week after a different fraternity was suspended after 19 pledges got into a street brawl, university officials and police said.

And of course there was the matter of that massive, massively destructive student riot last month. Etc. Etc. Do a “West Virginia University” search on this blog if you have a lot of time and a strong stomach. It’s cute to call a university a “party school,” but at perennial top-ten party school WVU what it really means is huge numbers of permanently pissed, violent students (and, in some cases, pissed coaches) who end up torching Morgantown and fucking up freshmen whose bodies haven’t adjusted to prevailing blood alcohol levels.

Still. It’s interesting to see that even WVU has a tipping point.

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But don’t get too excited. A temporary cease-fire has been negotiated between the two primary factions – the university and the fraternities. Left out of negotiations so far are both the government and citizenry of Morgantown, which will have to be included in any future agreement.

Further, there are very likely to be conflicts within Morgantown, for instance between business interests (large numbers of students with near-fatal addictions to alcohol attract large numbers of bars) and public safety advocates. Any attempted crackdown on alcohol will also mean a very unhappy sports program, which understandably fears a falling-off in game attendance if students are no longer allowed to get drunk enough to burn down Morgantown.

On top of all of this, the numbers crunchers at WVA will have to be consulted, since they can provide crucially important estimates not only of riot-preparedness costs, but settlement expenses arising from wrongful death suits filed by parents. It will be the money managers’ job, moreover, to remind the university (see Penn State and Chapel Hill) that public relations firms tasked with the almost-impossible job of making squalid universities smell like roses do not come cheap.

Margaret Soltan, November 13, 2014 9:06PM
Posted in: just plain gross

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4 Responses to “Too Much Even for West Virginia University”

  1. john Says:
    November 13th, 2014 at 9:50PM

    sofas everywhere are curious… are they safer or less safe tonight?

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:
    November 14th, 2014 at 5:20AM

    john: WVU students have a long history of burning couches when happy and burning couches when sad, so I’d say the degree of safety is unchanged.

  3. DRC Says:
    November 14th, 2014 at 12:54PM

    Update on the fate of the student:

    http://wvutoday.wvu.edu/n/2014/11/14/president-gee-offers-condolences-on-tragic-passing-of-student

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:
    November 14th, 2014 at 1:45PM

    Thanks, DRC.

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