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It don’t get no lower than the State of Mississippi and Mississippi State.

The state is a perennial Number One on Most Corrupt States lists; the university, which is ALL about football, issues presidential directives on cowbells. And no one would notice or be in any way surprised that Mississippi State has just welcomed with open arms a guy currently facing charges for beating the shit out of a woman – a beating you can watch on YouTube (take your pick) – if it weren’t for the current unpleasantness at Baylor… I mean, you know, it’s the SEC… Who really gives a rat’s ass? Be it ever so decadent, there’s no place like that y’all and shut ma mouth land… Don’t think y’all gonna find one person, male or female persuasion, who ain’t prepared to forgive Jeffery Simmons if he do get a bit out of hand… Small price to pay for one hell of a defensive end.

And here’s a sign of the times! Mississippi State is currently issuing protective helmets to all its women students. Distribution is mandatory but you can choose to wear yours or not.

Margaret Soltan, June 3, 2016 8:42AM
Posted in: sport

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2 Responses to “It don’t get no lower than the State of Mississippi and Mississippi State.”

  1. Michael Tinkler Says:

    I apologize. I clicked on the cowbell link in a spirit of skepticism.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Michael: Apology accepted.

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