Sometimes it’s fun to read. This is about the current president of Argentina.
His first wife was Ivonne Bordeu, daughter of the racecar driver Juan Manuel Bordeu. They had three sons: Agustina, Jimena and Francisco. He got divorced, and married the model Isabel Menditeguy in 1994. They signed a prenuptial agreement, on Franco’s request. The marriage got in crisis when Macri became the chairman of Boca Juniors. They stayed together anyway, but finally divorced in 2005. He started a romance with María Laura Groba, but never got married with her. He left her in 2010, and started a new relation with businesswoman Juliana Awada. He got married with Awada that same year. He wore a fake moustache and impersonated singer Freddie Mercury during the party. He accidentally swallowed the moustache, and Minister of Health Jorge Lemus performed first aid to save his life.
February 22nd, 2017 at 11:28PM
The only thing that could improve this tale of magical realism is if Awada then divorced the President and married a guy named Gum.
February 23rd, 2017 at 7:37AM
Greg: LOL.
February 23rd, 2017 at 1:10PM
We’ve heard of the Heimlich maneuver
That serves as a throat-clearing Hoover.
When the Argentine choked
The Health Minister joked
I’m just an old shaker and mover.
February 23rd, 2017 at 1:55PM
adam: Wonderful! Methinks I must now come up with an Argentine limerick too… But not until after I lecture, this afternoon, on Flannery O’Connor, in whose fictive world the Argentine leader would certainly have died – horribly, protractedly, but with a glimpse of the Lord at the end – from swallowing the mustache.