Sing it.
They’d said “You’re tax-free till you die.”
They’d said “Vast billions, all tax-free.”
And as the years went slowly by,
She went past Jordan’s GDP.
They kept a tally on their wall,
And went half-crazy now and then
She’d given thirty mill apiece
To her favorite money men.
She kept the main part for herself
Though Grassley said that wouldn’t do.
She read his thoughts on five percent,
And told him “Senator, fuck you.”
I went to see her just today,
And now the tears began to flow
Endowment’s pushing forty bill,
But some of that might have to go.
They started taxing her today
They placed a wreath upon her door
And soon they’ll carry her away
They started taxing her today
November 12th, 2017 at 2:47PM
UD, what is damn jaw dropping isn’t the criminality you’re documenting. It’s your vast knowledge of country western music…..
November 12th, 2017 at 3:17PM
Charlie: Ah. I’ve loved it forever. If I could sing like Dolly Parton, my life would be complete.
November 12th, 2017 at 5:18PM
So when do we get your rendition of “Jolene?”
November 12th, 2017 at 6:10PM
I LOVE “Jolene.”
November 13th, 2017 at 1:27AM
Yeah, but from what I gather, Jolene loves your husband…,
November 13th, 2017 at 2:06AM
I cannot compete with her…
November 13th, 2017 at 11:07AM
LOL!!
November 13th, 2017 at 2:47PM
Gilbert & Sullivan tunes are also good for lyrics of mockery…here’s one I did:
Ruler of the Auto Industree
https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/7390.html