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BARBARA BUSH — STORMY DANIELS SHOCKER!

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So.

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UD has long wondered whether she’s got what it takes to write for the tabloids. She was reminded of this when she saw the quick cheap way some woman who works at a university in Fresno just got herself MUCHO publicity by calling Barbara Bush a racist.

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Don DeLillo says

Everything we need that is not food or love is in the tabloid racks. The tales of the supernatural and the extra-terrestrial. The miracle vitamins, the cures for cancer, the remedies for obesity, the cults of the famous and the dead.

My Bush/Daniels shocker – whose fundamental idea derives from simply conjoining two big names in the news – goes in one of several directions.

1. Supernatural: Stormy Daniels is inhabited by the ghost of Barbara Bush; she now shamefully repudiates her adult industry past.

2. Religion: It can now be revealed that in her last days Barbara Bush reached out to Stormy Daniels and converted her to the true faith.

3. Illegitimate Child: Stormy Daniels is the wayward child Barbara and George Bush were never able to acknowledge: UNTIL NOW.

4. Lesbian Affair: George Bush the Elder privately resented the powerful and possibly consummated attraction between these two famous women.

5. Political Conspiracy: Barbara Bush was put to death by the same man who threatened Stormy Daniels because both represented forces threatening the political and financial empire of the Trump family.

Margaret Soltan, April 19, 2018 9:37AM
Posted in: headline of the day

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2 Responses to “BARBARA BUSH — STORMY DANIELS SHOCKER!”

  1. theprofessor Says:

    The nut in Fresno should get together with the DC Councilman who thinks the Jews control the weather and that the Warsaw Ghetto was like an elite American gated community. The results should be good enough for 60 minutes of fame instead of the customary 15.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    tp: I’ve so wanted to write about the nutty DC Councilman, but some stories are just too … easy. I need more of a challenge.

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