L’il Jerry’s suin’ everbody.
When my daddy died at seventy-three
He didn’t leave much to Ma and me
Just this old school called Liberty.
Now, I don’t like the story the New York Times did
Bout how we rounded up all the Liberty kids
So when it came out, I told my lawyers Sue.
Elites must o’ thought that is quite a joke
And it got a lot of laughs from a’ lots of folk
So I went and sued ProPublica too.
Trespass, defamation, and hatred of the godly
I swear if you just look at me oddly
I’m gonna sue, sue, sue, sue sue.
April 9th, 2020 at 3:30PM
And I said:
I’M GONNA SUE!
JESUS LOVES YOU!
NOW YOU GONNA DIE!
Yeah, that’s what I told him!
April 9th, 2020 at 4:29PM
All those whom Jesus loves, but needs to teach a lesson, will take it very much on the chin when L’il Jerry is crowned king of the world.