Libertine University has zero tolerance for its spiritual leader’s fucking and cucking going public. Now that everyone knows what Jerry Falwell’s boy’s been up to (Saint Christopher! I know that you are smiling down from heaven!), the man must be tossed out on his tushy, even though the real villain twere that jezebel wife o’ hisn whose satanic wiles done led him astray.
O Liberty! O Libertine! Established and led by Jerry Sr; burnished after his death by Jerry Jr. With Becki, he lifted his voice in sacred Handelian song: “Come, ever-smiling Liberty… For thee we pant….”
Now – who’s next?
Ain’t it obvious? Donald Trump didn’t hold that Bible up in front of that church across from the White House for nothing. He too sits at the right hand of God and will soon be pastoring this great American institution.
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And as for the intellectual future of this university: UD suggests a required course in not exchanging extensive texts with your secret fuck/cuck boy.
August 28th, 2020 at 6:06AM
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