Not that he cares. He’s in the same gerontic garden of delights as you know who, and no pissant $1.3 billion defamation lawsuit is gonna rain on his parade!

“Dominion was not founded in Venezuela to fix elections for Hugo Chávez,” the suit says. “It was founded in 2002 in John Poulos’s basement in Toronto to help blind people vote on paper ballots.”

In response to the lawsuit, Giuliani released a statement.

A lot of people are saying that actually Hugo Chavez is still alive, living in Toronto, an employee of Dominion Voting Systems. We demand that Chavez be brought to the USA and deposed in regard to his knowledge of Dominion conspiracies during the last presidential election. A lot of people are telling me that Chavez is in possession of explosive new information about fraud which will make what we have already revealed about vote tampering look like small potatoes.

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2 Responses to “Rudy Getting Suedy”

  1. Gordon Young Says:

    In Newspeak, “a lot of people are saying X” has become the equivalent of saying that two teams of scientists at major research universities have each, independently, and after carefully designed and performed research, reached the 5 sigma conclusion that x is true. Rudy is fluent in Newspeak.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Gordon: LOL. Yes. But in the absence of a statement from Rudy today, I was forced to make one up for him.

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