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‘And I have chosen YOU, Mr Thompson, to preach this evangel.’

White evangelicals represent by far the most vaccine-resistant group in the nation; they constitute America’s current greatest health crisis.

At 412 Murrieta, an evangelical church in Riverside County, southeast of Los Angeles, Pastor Tim Thompson has frequently preached against the vaccines and brought in guest speakers who do the same.

“This is not a vaccination…it’s unclean,” he said during a spring sermon, making a reference to biblical principles of purity and health.

No one knows how to solve this, and meanwhile the evangelicals are taking us all down with them.

UD proposes the following. Summon Pastor Tim to a spectacularly appointed boardroom in midtown Manhattan, where Richard Dawkins (atheist vaccination rate: 90% – highest in the country), following Ned Beatty in this famous scene, will convince Tim that he, Dawkins, is in fact God, and has chosen Tim Thompson from among all men to preach the gospel of uncleanliness. If this works, Dawkins can move on to all the other anti-vax pastors.

Margaret Soltan, July 29, 2021 2:20PM
Posted in: forms of religious experience

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2 Responses to “‘And I have chosen YOU, Mr Thompson, to preach this evangel.’”

  1. Patrick Says:

    Or he could just do this Ned Beatty trick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkike-VZirg

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Patrick: Your scenario is better than mine. These folks need some wise blood.

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