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“Oregon Becomes America’s Switzerland”…

… headlines the National Review; and when she read the headline UD thought Hm not bad. Be pretty cool if my little home state, Maryland, were declared America’s Switzerland…

But no. NR is keening over Oregon’s Swissification, cuz it’s now an assisted suicide state for anyone – including out of staters – nearing death and wanting to die. (The Swiss have been fierce defenders of the right to die for almost a century. Hence NR’s nod to the moral and spiritual cesspool which that blighted country has become as a result of this godless policy.)

Chacun à son goût for damn sure, but UD doesn’t mind sharing that she keeps an updated mental tab of convenient lethal locales in case whatever does her in does it slowly and painfully. She’s eager not to beat around that bush, eager not to lie moribund in morphine, or in unmanageable agony, for months on end. For UD, there’s a rather off-putting good-girlism about achieving a perfect attendance record for one’s own disintegration. Better to skip.

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Another reason NR should relax about Oregon becoming the suicide capital of America: That distinction has long belonged to Wyoming, where per blown-off capita the numbers are, and always will be, MUCH higher than anything Oregon’s assisted suicide program could reach. A few carefully controlled barbiturates here and there can never hope to compete with twenty loaded Berettas per household.

Margaret Soltan, March 31, 2022 12:06PM
Posted in: suicide

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2 Responses to ““Oregon Becomes America’s Switzerland”…”

  1. charlie Says:

    Oh, sorry, I thought you meant OR has become a haven for money launderers, tax evaders, and treasury pilfering autocrats. Never mind..

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    charlie: No, OR hasn’t Swissified – far as I know – to that extent. For what you have in mind, see UD’s second home, Delaware. Or – even more – South Dakota.

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