Alliteration-wise, this is good; but we can do better.
PER PROSECUTORS, PLAGIARISM PINNED ON PERUVIAN PRESIDENT
? Something like that? … Anyway, it’s fun to see the dude pushing all the buttons everyone else in a high position pushes: This is a nefarious plot to bring down his utopia of joy and justice; standards for scholarship were different then; it was duly vetted and passed by a thesis committee and then a rigorous group of examiners; cheap gotchas like this tarnish the dignity of all Peruvians…
May 6th, 2022 at 3:29PM
Peru Prosecutors Probe Purported Prez Plagiarism.
May 6th, 2022 at 3:51PM
Patrick: Excellent. In fact I felt bad about dropping “probe” and am glad to see you found a way to include it. Plus your headline is ALL p’s.