A policeman brutally beaten by the insurrectionists shares his thoughts on Josh “He’s A Runner” Hawley.
He’s a runner
and he’ll run away
soon there’ll be no Josh
courage ain’t been born
that can make him stay
Hawley get away while you can
He’s a runner
and he’ll run away
with police escort
courage ain’t been born that
can make him stay
come his Proud Boys mob
come the coup
he’s a runner
There’ll come the runnin’
He’ll know he’s got to
don’t ask him not to or why
Oh why oh why did you
run off
and leave Oath Keepers cryin’
now they’re in jail
and you’re not
July 22nd, 2022 at 3:08PM
Love it! And how about a little Del Shannon–
As I run the halls I wonder
What I have incited
With my pumping fist
And as I still run on I’m cursing
Their bloated orange leader
Whose butt I’ve always kissed
(To the chorus)
I was preening for the mob
Hoping for a better job
Wishing they would vote for me
Get me out of Miss-our-i
I wonder
A wah wah wah I wonder
Who–a who, who, who, who, who
They’re gonna slay
And I worry that it’s my day-ay-ay
So I’m a runaway
A sniveling, frightened runaway
(Cue keyboard music)
July 22nd, 2022 at 4:32PM
LOL! “Bloated orange leader” is genius. “Missouri” could also be heard as “misery” (same idea). Love the whole thing.
Bonnie Raitt (a longtime UD favorite) also does a good “Runaway.”