“The former president’s current legal team includes a Florida insurance lawyer, a past general counsel for a parking-garage company and a former host at far-right One America News.”
Here’s a thought: Why not bring back Alan Dershowitz?
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The problem with Tribe’s otherwise excellent idea is that Dershowitz is far too taken up lately with his bombshell lawsuit against the Martha’s Vineyard public library for not inviting him to give talks there. He plans to take down Chilmark Library and its elderly volunteers, and the prep work alone is exhausting.
Dershowitz has tried to explain the priority he’s placing on his library litigation in a poem addressed to Trump, who he knows he has disappointed.
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To Doncasta, On Going to War
Tell me not, Don, I am unkind, That from the scumm'ry Of thy black breast and insane mind To Chilmark Lib. I fly. True, a new lawsuit now I chase, 'Gainst a modest house where simple books they lend; For while it once did me embrace It turned against its one-time friend. Forgive my harsh inconstancy, belov'd client, Don! Once I've destroyed the library, and made it shut its door, I will return to thee, my One, To defend my Love once more.
September 1st, 2022 at 8:46AM
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