← Previous Post: | Next Post:

 

I AM OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS!

Enter, peons, and creatively write! First, though, sign this contract acknowledging my Singular Creative Writing Greatness and your willingness to flunk my course if you deviate AT ALL from my commandments, to which you sign your name! I and I alone will tell you how to creatively write, for there is only one way, and that is the way of The Great And Powerful Salesses!

Margaret Soltan, January 20, 2023 6:19PM
Posted in: professors

Trackback URL for this post:
https://www.margaretsoltan.com/wp-trackback.php?p=71973

4 Responses to “I AM OZYMANDIAS KING OF KINGS!”

  1. Rita Says:

    Lol, I saw this guy’s tweet. Some people just dig their own graves, unprompted.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    I was truly amazed to see he’s teaching CREATIVE WRITING…

  3. Anon Says:

    It could all be performance art. Though personally, I think he should be fired for that font.

  4. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Anon: Hadn’t thought of performance art!

Comment on this Entry

Latest UD posts at IHE

Archives

Categories