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‘PRINCETON ACCEPTS 0.00% OF APPLICANTS TO CLASS OF 2027’

Princeton beats Harvard’s 3.41% acceptance rate.

Even more impressive, while 88% of Harvard’s accepted students are expected to accept the school’s offer of admission, Princeton’s matriculation yield is predicted to be 000.00%.

Margaret Soltan, April 1, 2023 6:43AM
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2 Responses to “‘PRINCETON ACCEPTS 0.00% OF APPLICANTS TO CLASS OF 2027’”

  1. DRC Says:

    Um, maybe a bit of Princeton plagiarism?

    https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/30/opinion/college-admissions-shocker.html

    At the very least, it’s been done.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Whoa! You’re right. Hadn’t seen that.

    The only conceivable next step is to close down admissions altogether and populate the campus exclusively with people whose names have been put forward by members of the ultrasecret Harvard Board of Overseers, and their equivalents at other ultraexclusive campuses.

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