UD proposes significant American mental health aid to Poland, and pronto. An emergency assistance package for our old friend and ally.
Yesterday the paranoiac leader of the party that’s just been voted out of power trundled up to the podium in the parliament (he did this against all parliamentary rules) and, with an intensity of bitterness that would have impressed Iago, shouted at the new prime minister that he’s a German spy.
Today a schizophrenic parliamentarian, representing a fascist party, unloaded a fire extinguisher on a just-lit menorah in the parliament’s lobby because menorahs are satanic.
What will tomorrow bring? A hebephrenic from Hajnowka shitting on the Kopernika Monument? A catatonic from Katowice collapsing in the middle of St John’s Archcathedral and refusing to get up?
December 12th, 2023 at 11:53PM
The US ought focus on its own mental health crisis. It is only a matter of time before someone pulls a trigger in your Congress and it won’t be on a fire extinguisher.
December 13th, 2023 at 12:51AM
Dmitry: I was joking. Of course we’re worse off. We’re criminally insane.
December 13th, 2023 at 8:30PM
Well played