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Lucky’s Monologue

Gettysburg, what an unbelievable battle that was. The Battle of Gettysburg. What an unbelievable, I mean it was so much, and so interesting, and so vicious and horrible, and so beautiful in so many different ways. Gettysburg. Wow. I go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to look and to watch. And the statement of Robert E. Lee ― who’s no longer in favor, did you ever notice that? No longer in favor ― ‘Never fight uphill, me boys, never fight uphill.’ They were fighting uphill. He said, ‘Wow, that was a big mistake.’ He lost his great general, and they were fighting. ‘Never fight uphill, me boys!’ But it was too late.

Margaret Soltan, April 15, 2024 2:28AM
Posted in: ADA DOOM

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2 Responses to “Lucky’s Monologue”

  1. Matt McKeon Says:

    I thought this was satire. But no.

    One of his trials begins today. Maybe he’s laying the groundwork for his insanity defense.

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Matt: LOL

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