This one I’ll write myself.
17 year old who Assaulted his Mother
for Withholding her American Express Gold Card from him
goes on to Kill his Passenger in his Mother’s BMW X3M.
‘It’s like she handed him an AR-15,’ says Victim’s Mother
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This one has it all. As you recall, the DeLillo headline must refer to at least three status markers (prior examples here), and this murder trial is absolutely bursting with them: Gold Card, $80,000 BMW, and the repeated invocation of the AR-15.