A couple of months ago, he argued that a man who makes under the table payments to women for sex, cheats on his taxes, and so on, should have all cases against him dropped IF he’s an exceptional person – like, frinstance, if he’s the just-elected president of the United States.
Now Goldstein has himself been indicted on “four counts of tax evasion, 10 counts of aiding and assisting the preparation of false and fraudulent tax returns, five counts of willful failure to pay taxes, and three counts of making a false statement on a loan application.”
He also seems to have hired women he was shtupping to work at his law firm, where their duties were apparently extremely specialized.
He lived a mile or two from UD, in sooperprestigious Chevy Chase, but then decided he wanted something even prestigiouser — a $2.6 million DC manse — and reportedly committed mortgage fraud to get it.
But all should be forgiven, if you follow his NYT opinion piece about dropping all charges against Trump, because he, like Trump, is a very exceptional individual.
January 28th, 2025 at 5:03PM
“He also seems to have hired women he was shtupping to work at his law firm, where their duties were apparently extremely specialized.”
Assisting with the content of his briefs, I assume.
January 28th, 2025 at 6:13PM
TAFKAU: Peeing myself.
February 11th, 2025 at 11:22AM
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