‘[The Blackwing] immediately became Cadillac’s most powerful and aggressive vehicle across its extensive portfolio… Unlike the standard CT5-V, which utilizes a twin-turbocharged 3.0-liter V6 engine producing 360 hp, the Blackwing wades into battle with a huge supercharged 6.2-liter V8, which transmits an angry 668 hp to those complaining rear tires… The raging powerplant … gets the Blackwing to 60 mph in 4.6 seconds, with the grunt being channeled through either a six-speed manual or 10-speed automatic transmission.’
This guy paid $200,000 so that he could “driv[e] 103 mph in [a] wrong-way crash that killed [an] Olympic swimmer” and along the way fuck up six other drivers. What power! Now he’s in jail waiting trial for “aggravated manslaughter, vehicular homicide, and assault by auto.”
‘Cutthroat… aggressive… raging… angry… battle… supercharged… ‘ Paid a fortune and got exactly what he wanted and now it’s just a matter of cell time before he can parade his lethal rage in front of us all. Guns or cars, a lot of Americans can’t get enough, and I’m sure right now Cadillac’s engineers are studying the crash to see how he could have hit ten cars instead of seven, and killed three instead of one. VROOOOOOM.
August 20th, 2025 at 3:47PM
“…Cadillac’s engineers are studying the crash…” The reserves perhaps. Starters are preparing for Cadillac’s Formula 1 debut.
August 20th, 2025 at 4:40PM
Dmitry: Yes, I read about that big news, too.