The Trumpsters now offer their mugs: Some giggle, some glower, some shrug. Well, sooner or later The law catches traitors Right up to the primary thug.
Hey, it’s America. This is what you do when you’re pissed with the old bag.
[T]heir ideal society is one where a large and powerful modern state is integrated with the Catholic Church. The church would direct the state to use coercive and non-coercive means to support the church’s spiritual mission, such as policies like penalties for apostasy and heresy, requirements for attending mass. Integralism resembles Islamism but with Catholicism as the religion.
Sounds yummy! Go, Prof Vermeule!

… … has made postcards of one of Jerzy Soltan’s artworks – a very pretty little picture of a boat – and yesterday they sent his son, Mr UD, a bunch of them. Here’s the work’s collection page; and here’s UD‘s photo of the postcard, with one of Jerzy’s much more typical, very naughty, works as background.
****************************
The doctors cannot treat you if you’re dying
So all the doctors up and disappeared
Maternal deaths are secret – no fair prying –
In Idaho!
Non-viable? You’ll carry it to full-term
We’ll pray with you throughout it, never fear
Together we will honor all divine sperm
In Idaho!
I know it sounds a bit bizarre
It sounds a bit bizarre
But in Idaho
That’s how conditions are!
No pregnancy may end no matter danger
The zygote is a person through and through
In short, you’ll never know
A more pernicious foe
Than zealot evangelicals
Right here in Idaho
Idaho! Idaho!
I know it gives a person pause,
But in Idaho
Those are the legal laws.
Suicide is shadowland. Stark statistics are always available – most recently, that American gun suicides have reached an all-time high (and basically anybody who is anybody who doesn’t want to be anybody uses a gun) – but the act itself is so unaccountable, so extreme, that we consign it to the shadows.
We can sort of make out how a very old person beset by terminal pain might want to do it; but the vast majority of suicides remain hopelessly obscure. Most of us are too wedded to life, and too afraid of death, to get anywhere with them.
Suicide shadows lie deepest where gunshots to the head ring most sharply. Cowboy states like Wyoming and Montana have outrageous rates of gun suicide, and their state legislatures do practically nothing about it. Just getting suicide hot lines set up in these locations is a battle. Shine a light on massive firearm self-slaughter, after all, and you risk giving gun control people something to talk about.
Even the little we do know about suicide is so upsetting that we avert our eyes. Can it be that there are many people so lonely, so rejected, so alcoholic – and so bitter and angry about this condition – that they derive their last bit of pleasure from the thought of how they’re abandoning and wounding the few people who do care about them? Or say their motive isn’t quite this ugly. Can there really be people whose self-disgust is so intense as to make them pull the trigger?
Yes, and yes.
Can it be that there are many people so encased in clinical depression, and so resistant to medication, that no pill or therapy regime will be able to free them from it?
Absolutely.
So we also press suicide into the shadows because we cannot accept the thought that suicidality often eludes cure. The best doctors, the most loving families, may jolly it away for a while, but people who have come to hate themselves, or hate their lives, to this extent, may despite all try to do the deed. And a gun makes it so much easier and more certain to cause death than any other form of self-destruction.
A gun sits in a drawer by the suicide’s bed, beckoning him (statistics again – it’s overwhelmingly men) to do it. That’s what it’s for – to kill. It’s not like pills or ropes — innocent objects which you must struggle to make lethal. Guns positively sing of unconditional easeful escape from anguish. In a chorus 450 million weapons strong, they sing of instant surcease. They even have an anthem, if you like: Bach’s Come, Sweet Death.
Guns are the kingdom of death on earth, and their preeminent kingdom is America. In our privileged country, we get pretty much everything we want, including a rich array of death-promisers from which to choose.
Even by pharma standards, Israel’s Teva is a real ugly standout. Where’s the long punishing article about this dirty enterprise in the NYT? Far as UD can tell, the place has long been a committed bad actor, and one wonders, with its latest massive settlement, whether anyone will bother looking at its scandalous history and writing about it. I mean, it’s clearly able to handle hundreds of millions in penalties every year as the cost of doing business, so pressure needs to come from elsewhere if we are going to stop these predators.
Amusing update on Rudy.
… Blue Ridge mountains, Shenandoah River…
West Virginia University is gradually reducing itself to nothing – no foreign languages, a lot fewer professors, no grad program in math, fewer undergrad programs.
Shit, place ain’t got no money, and customers are voting with their feet.
Lotsa boohoo about all this from the liberal elites, but hold on jest a minute! Hang on jest one sec! UD ain’t crying, and she’ll tell you why.
**************************
As you know, UD sees no reason why a country (Hungary) or a state (New Mexico, Nevada, West Virginia, Florida) that wants to reduce itself to an intellectual desert should be kept from doing so.
The American system is already correcting for this. Notice, for instance, how Hampshire College has stepped up to offer an easy transfer to New College students who can’t take it anymore. Nevada has always done beautifully on the dumbshit tourist trade and doesn’t need fancy theories to run casinos. Its wretched state university system should call it a day; smart young Nevadans can go to California. Same deal for other pro-ignorance states – this is a big country with oodles of good (and some supremely great) universities.
As for West Virginia. Feast your eyes on UD‘s coverage, over many years, of WVU – a hopelessly drunk and disorderly party school in a hopeless state from which those who can flee are fleeing. Morgantown runs with squalid bars in which frat boys try to kill pledges via drink. The kids riot after purty near every football game. The football and basketball coaches continue to be paid like princes. It’s a world, to be sure; a party school world which is about what a state like WV can manage if you tell it to establish a university. But you’re never gonna get the yahoos in the legislature to smarten the place up, and fact is most of its students are fine with the way things are. Those who aren’t will find good schools in driving distance: FIVE states border WV, and three of them have good schools.
And the core reason Israel is now functionally a theocracy?
Israel has never created a constitution separating church and state. As a result, among other things, the Orthodox Chief Rabbinate holds a monopoly on marriage, which forces many secular Israelis to get married in other countries, or even online. Israel has no formal public transportation on Saturdays, which strands the millions of residents who don’t own a car.
As most of the school funding goes to schools that reverse engineer intelligence, having no wheels on a Saturday is going to be the least of Israelis’ problems.
******************
One silver lining: Normal people are being brought together.
“We should be glad about the greatest achievement we got: the creation of a new kind of centrist identity,” [one observer says]. “This center includes various shades, from the capitalist, hawkish right that believed in Netanyahu so far but not anymore, through the liberal center and up to the social-democratic left.”
“[When] a serving coalition is acting in a frenzy, it makes us feel, every minute of every day, that we are connected,” [says another]. “The liberal camp is a country that is just being formed.”
It’s the same thing here with theocratic attacks on abortion rights; it’s the same thing in Iran with theocratic attacks on women. Outrageous acts bring normal people together in defense of liberty, democracy, decency, equality. Indeed I think we can begin to see, in the polling, the same thing happening in regard to America’s homegrown outrage-generator, Trump. Eventually most normal people can’t take gross abnormality.
… militia. I don’t think this Israeli women’s political movement is going to go after the vile and increasingly powerful ultraorthodox cult in that country with guns; but if you ask UD whether the prospect of armed female avengers against primitive theocrats is pleasant or unpleasant, she’d have to go with pleasant.
See also the millions of Iranian women whose fuck the hijab militancy grows with each grotesque effort on the part of the government to frighten them into wearing the modesty cap.
… enjoyed this. His sister and UD, practically on top of each other.
… so I got up and first dealt with our too-high-tech door, which would start whoop whooping if I weren’t careful, and then I walked out onto the still-hot lawn. All day boats drifted along our little canal, and the effect was cinematic, elegant, hushed, charismatic; now, at midnight, the water was empty, vaguely lit, moving only slightly in the heat.
In the darkness I started looking for the outline of an Adirondack or a chaise, and I approached a white glimmering seat of some sort and almost sat down until I realized someone was in it.
“Sorry to disturb,” I said, and settled in a chair a few feet away.
“I don’t want to scare you, but would you come with me and I’ll show you this really beautiful bird.”
The person in the chair was suddenly right in my face. I recognized him: He was the teenager with a missing tooth and thick brown hair who had brought water in a pebbled silver bottle to our table at the lodge’s restaurant that evening. We’d admired the bottle; he’d admired the bottle. “I’m going to bring your group a second bottle in a minute,” he said, “but this one won’t be beautiful.” And indeed it was a very ordinary bottle, and we all complained good-naturedly.
Now he brought me right up to the edge of the water and pointed out an egret of some sort, its whiteness startling against the black trees.
“My step-mother is picking me up pretty soon. I live with my real mother, but I’m staying with my step-mother on Tilghman for the summer. Look at the night sky. I stare at it all the time even though I don’t really know what I’m looking at. Even when things move: Airplane or satellite or…”
“Unidentified aerial phenomenon.”
“Then there’s the bottom of the ocean. From the highest to the lowest. I wouldn’t have minded dying in that Titanic submersible. I want adventures.”
“What other adventures?”
“Scuba. Scuba at a wreck or in a cave. Go into orbit. Highest and lowest.”
I thought of telling him about DeLillo’s novel The Names, where the characters are like that – some of them are fanatical archeologists, always digging deeper and deeper into the earth, and some are international consultants, always flying high above the earth. None of them seems to manage being in the middle, where the farms and the cities and the parks and the people are, very well. The whole novel, that is to say, is about efforts to avoid reality.
But I didn’t tell him about DeLillo. I asked him more questions about the adventures he wanted to have, and as he expanded on them I realized that I sort of loved him and also was very grateful to him because I’d left my room expecting at best a night sky that wouldn’t lift my restlessness, but instead, magically, I encountered an instant cure for my restless spirit, which is to say another human being. The unearthly earthly reality of another human being. Someone who moved me, and lifted me out of what was after all just a spot of convoluted ego.
Latest UD posts at IHE
Archives
- 2025 (733)
- 2024 (822)
- 2023 (733)
- 2022 (852)
- 2021 (751)
- 2020 (789)
- 2019 (753)
- 2018 (803)
- 2017 (749)
- 2016 (863)
- 2015 (861)
- 2014 (1052)
- 2013 (1019)
- 2012 (1187)
- 2011 (1399)
- 2010 (1372)
- 2009 (1450)
- 2007 (1)
Categories
- 54: The new elderly (1)
- ADA DOOM (196)
- amy bishop (32)
- AYE (6)
- bad writing (24)
- Balinesia (1)
- be still my heart (199)
- beware the b-school boys (157)
- beach blogging (7)
- blog (98)
- blogoscopy (31)
- blood blogging (12)
- bright red shorts (1)
- chesapeake (4)
- chief inspiration officer (50)
- class (17)
- CLICK-THROUGH U. (6)
- CLICK-THRU U. (126)
- code brown (16)
- conflict of interest (312)
- contest! (8)
- da guy's got balls (13)
- defenses of liberal education (33)
- delillo (81)
- democracy (938)
- demon rum (70)
- diploma mill (119)
- dispatches from the classroom (16)
- end the erasure of women (117)
- evil dr phil (1)
- EVITA (6)
- extracts (191)
- faculty project (34)
- failure to yield pun (3)
- father/son gunnies (10)
- FGM (64)
- floridly overwritten (4)
- foreign universities (159)
- forms of religious experience (754)
- free speech (75)
- fresh blood (58)
- Genius of the Carpathians (221)
- gevalt (4)
- ghost writing (55)
- goathean (2)
- goddess (2)
- Gomer (26)
- good writing (116)
- great writing (148)
- guns (1,033)
- harvard: bar fly (5)
- harvard: foreign and domestic policy (104)
- harvard: gearing up for the winter (7)
- harvard: handouts (10)
- headline of the day (395)
- henry purcell (13)
- heroes (150)
- heroines (109)
- high as a kite (43)
- hoax (270)
- how to make ud happy (22)
- How We Learn (38)
- hymnal (1)
- intellectuals (67)
- it's art (121)
- it's good to be the king (10)
- james joyce (74)
- jesus thinks you're a jerk (5)
- just plain gross (408)
- kind of a little weird (555)
- limericks (170)
- lion's willy (3)
- little hitler (4)
- Little Ick (12)
- march of science (244)
- merchandise (199)
- merkin muffley (2)
- merkins (12)
- Ministry of War (14)
- misconceived literary adaptations (1)
- morning mantra (1)
- newspaper poem (17)
- notes from a broad (1)
- nothing gold can stay (1)
- oedipus madoff (9)
- Of Mice and Men (1)
- Online Makeover (14)
- pill mill u. (7)
- plagiarism (329)
- poem (436)
- PowerPoint Confidential (15)
- powerpoint pissoff (50)
- professors (667)
- program support coordinator (2)
- protect yourself from bad poetry (2)
- satanic two-party system (1)
- Scathing Online Schoolmarm (302)
- screwed (133)
- screwed up (7)
- sentences that make UD laugh (28)
- smackdown (11)
- snapshots from a country (3)
- snapshots from assateague (10)
- snapshots from australia (1)
- snapshots from bath (1)
- snapshots from cambridge (9)
- snapshots from cherry springs (3)
- snapshots from corning (4)
- snapshots from dublin (21)
- snapshots from galway (9)
- snapshots from hawaii (1)
- snapshots from home (1,408)
- snapshots from houston (2)
- snapshots from hungary (1)
- snapshots from hyde park (2)
- snapshots from iceland (1)
- snapshots from india (11)
- snapshots from ireland (16)
- snapshots from kent island (1)
- snapshots from key west (66)
- snapshots from kurdistan (1)
- snapshots from la (1)
- snapshots from lisbon (1)
- snapshots from london (7)
- snapshots from malaga (1)
- snapshots from marbella (1)
- snapshots from mexico city (3)
- snapshots from munich (1)
- snapshots from naples (5)
- snapshots from new york (13)
- snapshots from Paris (5)
- snapshots from phoenix (2)
- snapshots from poland (3)
- snapshots from prague (2)
- snapshots from rehoboth (181)
- snapshots from sanibel (14)
- snapshots from scotland (3)
- snapshots from sedona (16)
- snapshots from shenandoah (17)
- snapshots from summit (30)
- snapshots from thailand (1)
- snapshots from the alps (1)
- snapshots from the azores (1)
- snapshots from the caliphate (1)
- snapshots from the Chesapeake (7)
- snapshots from the dolomites (1)
- snapshots from utah (7)
- snapshots from venice (11)
- snapshots from vermont (2)
- snapshots from Virginia (5)
- snapshots from warsaw (17)
- snapshots from west virginia (2)
- snapshots from zakopane (2)
- soltan inc. (59)
- somewhat baffled online schoolmarm (2)
- sounds and looks very samuel beckett (22)
- sport (2,765)
- Sport (149)
- STUDENTS (440)
- suicide (51)
- swaddled masses yearning to breathe free (8)
- tax syphon u. (2)
- tea (31)
- TEACH NAKED (2)
- TEACHING BEAUTY (2)
- technolust (217)
- THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME (3)
- the melnyk chronicles (1)
- the most irresponsible university in america (5)
- the piece that passeth all understanding (4)
- the rest is silence (37)
- the shame of a nation (11)
- the university (426)
- This Way for the Gas, Ladies and Gentlemen (2)
- tiny (2)
- TRUMP DEATH WATCH (2)
- trust me – i'm a doctor (7)
- trustees trashing the place (225)
- ud officially embarrassed to be a woman (7)
- ud's hippie years (12)
- UD/DC (6)
- unhoused (1)
- VERY LIKE A CME. (4)
- We'll get through this. (46)
- what do english professors dream? (1)
- where the simulacrum ends (33)
- you're wrong (1)
- Your Morning Giggle (48)
Bookmarks
- A Don’s Life
- Acephalous
- Acta Online
- Adbusters
- All Things Shining
- Andrew Sullivan
- Ann Althouse
- Ars Psychiatrica
- Association of Literary Scholars and Critics
- Baseline Scenario
- Carlat Psychiatry Blog
- Charles Lipson
- CLIOPATRIA
- Cold Spring Shops
- Colonialist
- Critical Mass
- Culture Industry
- Dank Professor
- Easily Distracted
- Ferule and Fescue
- FIRE
- Grad Student Madness
- GW English News
- Hardscrabble Creek
- Health Care Renewal
- In the Middle
- Inside Higher Ed
- Joanne Jacobs
- John&Belle Have a Blog
- Jonathan Mayhew
- Left of Centre
- Liberty and Power
- Lucky Jane
- Minding the Campus
- MOO 2
- Nobody Sasses A Girl in Glasses
- notes of a neophyte
- Photon Courier
- Polysigh
- PROFANE
- Rate Your Students
- Retraction Watch
- Scenic Overlook
- Sherman Dorn
- Signifying Nothing
- Slaves of Academe
- Tenured Radical
- The American Scene
- The Collegiate Way
- The Cranky Professor
- The Education Wonks
- The GW Patriot
- The Interpreted World
- The Monkey Cage
- The Periodic Table
- The Usual Prophets
- The Valve
- Unabgeschlossenheit
UD REVIEWED
Dr. Bernard Carroll, known as the "conscience of psychiatry," contributed to various blogs, including Margaret Soltan's University Diaries, for which he sometimes wrote limericks under the name Adam.
New York Times
George Washington University English professor Margaret Soltan writes a blog called University Diaries, in which she decries the Twilight Zone-ish state our holy land’s institutes of higher ed find themselves in these days.
The Electron Pencil
It’s [UD's] intellectual honesty that makes her blog required reading.
Professor Mondo
There's always something delightful and thought intriguing to be found at Margaret Soltan's no-holds-barred, firebrand tinged blog about university life.
AcademicPub
You can get your RDA of academic liars, cheats, and greedy frauds at University Diaries. All disciplines, plus athletics.
truffula, commenting at Historiann
Margaret Soltan at University Diaries blogs superbly and tirelessly about [university sports] corruption.
Dagblog
University Diaries. Hosted by Margaret Soltan, professor of English at George Washington University. Boy is she pissed — mostly about athletics and funding, the usual scandals — but also about distance learning and diploma mills. She likes poems too. And she sings.
Dissent: The Blog
[UD belittles] Mrs. Palin's degree in communications from the University of Idaho...
The Wall Street Journal
Professor Margaret Soltan, blogging at University Diaries... provide[s] an important voice that challenges the status quo.
Lee Skallerup Bessette, Inside Higher Education
[University Diaries offers] the kind of attention to detail in the use of language that makes reading worthwhile.
Sean Dorrance Kelly, Harvard University
Margaret Soltan's ire is a national treasure.
Roland Greene, Stanford University
The irrepressibly to-the-point Margaret Soltan...
Carlat Psychiatry Blog
Margaret Soltan, whose blog lords it over the rest of ours like a benevolent tyrant...
Perplexed with Narrow Passages
Margaret Soltan is no fan of college sports and her diatribes on the subject can be condescending and annoying. But she makes a good point here...
Outside the Beltway
From Margaret Soltan's excellent coverage of the Bernard Madoff scandal comes this tip...
Money Law
University Diaries offers a long-running, focused, and extremely effective critique of the university as we know it.
Anthony Grafton, American Historical Association
The inimitable Margaret Soltan is, as usual, worth reading. ...
Medical Humanities Blog
I awake this morning to find that the excellent Margaret Soltan has linked here and thereby singlehandedly given [this blog] its heaviest traffic...
Ducks and Drakes
As Margaret Soltan, one of the best academic bloggers, points out, pressure is mounting ...
The Bitch Girls
Many of us bloggers worry that we don’t post enough to keep people’s interest: Margaret Soltan posts every day, and I more or less thought she was the gold standard.
Tenured Radical
University Diaries by Margaret Soltan is one of the best windows onto US university life that I know.
Mary Beard, A Don's Life
[University Diaries offers] a broad sense of what's going on in education today, framed by a passionate and knowledgeable reporter.
More magazine, Canada
If deity were an elected office, I would quit my job to get her on the ballot.
Notes of a Neophyte