TIC-TAC DENOUNCES DONALD TRUMP
UD suggests Melania Trump take the French way out. She should plagiarize this now-famous statement by Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s now-ex-wife, and turn what is for others a problem into a point of pride.
Herself a European, Melania can bring the proper accent to this defense of the politician as seducer — a defense I’m sure American women will find compelling.
I’ve got Mike Pence
Jolly jolly Mike Pence
I’ve got Mike Pence to save my party’s life
But beware if you’re gay
Or like Roe v Wade
For Mike Pence is gonna bring you strife
No Trump have I to grieve me
My climate skeptic Mike doesn’t peeve me
I’m happy as a lark believe me
As we go rolling, rolling home
Rolling home (rolling home)
Rolling home (rolling home)
By the light of the silvery moo-oo-on
Happy is the soul when I line up at the poll
As we go rolling, rolling home.
This is a man who thinks with his dick
His dick is not always wise
This is a man who stumbles and falls
But this is a man who tries
This is a man you forgive and forgive
And help and protect as long as you live
He will not always say
What you would have him say
But now and then he’ll say Pussy! Grabbee! Me!
The thoughtless things he’ll do
Will hurt and worry you
Then all at once he’ll do something… actionable!
He has a thousand cunts he wants to screw
You know that he’ll go after them
And that’s enough for you
You’ll always go along
Defend him when he’s wrong
And tell him to his schlong
You’re wonderful!
He’ll always need your vote
And so he’ll get your vote
A man who needs your vote
Can be … actionable!
Election, less so.
It cost me a lot
And now he’s grabbing twat
He’s my man
Get the net. Nuts? You bet
But all that I soon forget with my man
He’s not much for looks
And no hero out of books is my man
Two or three girls has he
That he likes as well as me, but I love him…
Oh, my man, I love him so, he’ll never know
All my life is just despair, but I don’t care
His little fingers in the night
Make my world bright, all right…
What’s the difference if I say I’ll go away
When I know I’ll come back on my knees someday
For whatever my man is, I am his forever more…
Trump supporters fight among themselves over the pussy.
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Ayotte really trying to walk back the whole ‘role model’ thing.
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Giuliani: ‘The reality is, you’ve got all this pussy everywhere. The man’s a genius. He knows how to grab it for his own benefit.’
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Reed: ‘Somebody say AMEN! Guy’s welcome to grab my pussy anytime.’
Journalists covering a Toledo, Ohio, campaign stop by Trump’s running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, were ushered out of a restaurant soon after the [pussy] story broke. The press was supposed to cover Pence looking at a wall of signed hot dogs, including one by Trump, but were later told they couldn’t record the moment.
… wouldn’t you be for anyone he was against?
Donald Trump … has no record of public service and no qualifications for public office. His affect is that of an infomercial huckster; he traffics in conspiracy theories and racist invective; he is appallingly sexist; he is erratic, secretive, and xenophobic; he expresses admiration for authoritarian rulers, and evinces authoritarian tendencies himself. He is easily goaded, a poor quality for someone seeking control of America’s nuclear arsenal. He is an enemy of fact-based discourse; he is ignorant of, and indifferent to, the Constitution; he appears not to read.
In an essay on King Lear, the philosopher Stanley Cavell describes Lear’s daughter Regan, who orders the eyes of her father’s loyal friend Gloucester gouged out, thusly: “She has no ideas of her own; her special vileness is always to increase the measure of pain others are prepared to inflict; her mind is itself a lynch mob.” A year and a half into Trump’s incitement of a campaign, this seems the most concise formulation of his character: He has no ideas of his own; his special vileness is always to increase the measure of rhetorical violence others are prepared to inflict; his mind is itself a political mob.