The single big ick is John Calipari, but UD ain’t gonna sully her pages with his latest thing.
What interests her is that a sports columnist writing about Calipari commits two little icks in a row.
Let’s take a look.
Now that Calipari has raised his hind leg and defacated all over the basketball program by causing Memphis to now have the unique distinction of having its Final Four appearance tossed in the trash — all before scampering off to Kentucky — what do Memphis fans and university backers think of him now?
Hm. Now that I look at it again, there are any number of icks in this sentence. But … When’s the last time your dog raised his hind leg to shit? Plus … If you can’t spell defecate, you should write shit, because that’s easier to spell.
August 20th, 2009 at 5:23PM
This is a tough one.
Sounds like the guy doesn’t own a dog? We all know UD is a dog person. Maybe he doesn’t know the difference between pissing and – well you know. At our place you would know because you have to carry around a plastic bag for the latter.
Are we really posting about stuff like this on University Diaries? Must be August, folks. Back to the grindstone, soon?