Though my epics are priggish and long,
I go weak for a girl in a thong.
Rule hell or serve in heaven?
Since this angel’s a 10.7,
I think I can hardly go wrong.
Samuel Johnson’s Paradise Lost comment that “no one ever wished it longer” cries out for limerickification. Sadly, I just couldn’t come up with anything that scanned, even by the loose standards of (my) limericks.
September 24th, 2010 at 8:54AM
With syntax inverted John Milton
Would chew through the ladies like Stilton:
“Paradise lost?
Not ’til I exhaust
This lass and my member is wiltin’.”
September 24th, 2010 at 9:14AM
Though my epics are priggish and long,
I go weak for a girl in a thong.
Rule hell or serve in heaven?
Since this angel’s a 10.7,
I think I can hardly go wrong.
September 24th, 2010 at 10:40AM
chew through the ladies like Stilton is excellent, Dave.
September 24th, 2010 at 1:13PM
Samuel Johnson’s Paradise Lost comment that “no one ever wished it longer” cries out for limerickification. Sadly, I just couldn’t come up with anything that scanned, even by the loose standards of (my) limericks.
September 24th, 2010 at 11:11PM
How about Yankee Doodle-ification?
Of man’s first disobedience
With the loss of Eden,
Sing, O Muse, for ages hence,
And if you won’t, I’m leavin’.
Evie, don’t you eat that fruit,
Evie, don’t believe him!
Evie, don’t you eat that fruit —
DAMN! Women just can’t reason.
September 24th, 2010 at 11:37PM
Sheer artistry, Fretful Porcupine.