Ulrich Ulrich Lichtenthaler
Is a most peculiar scholar:
Fucks with data for a dollar
Ulrich Ulrich Lichtenthaler.
Ulrich Ulrich Lichtenthaler
From the land of Bach and Mahler
Copies from his favorite scholar:
Ulrich Ulrich Lichtenthaler!
Alas poor Ulrich’s just been collared.
Mass retraction – ach, the squalor.
Now his output looks much smaller.
Ulrich Ulrich Lichtenthaler.