My Bid for Love was selling so well
Till Rushton-Mullens cast her sex spell.
Yes her text was obscene,
But her profits were green,
What could I do but sue her to hell?
Let the limericks proliferate. Here is an opening entry:
There once was a woman from Orem
To whom sex was tres, tres, tres foreign
Her stockings were blue:
She decided to sue
For the outrageous lack of decorum
September 9th, 2014 at 11:37AM
I would have liked this so much more if Orem’s first book had been titled: “Low Bid for Love.”
September 10th, 2014 at 12:27AM
My Bid for Love was selling so well
Till Rushton-Mullens cast her sex spell.
Yes her text was obscene,
But her profits were green,
What could I do but sue her to hell?
September 10th, 2014 at 7:48AM
adam. Yes – this story has limerick written all over it.
September 10th, 2014 at 4:23PM
Let the limericks proliferate. Here is an opening entry:
There once was a woman from Orem
To whom sex was tres, tres, tres foreign
Her stockings were blue:
She decided to sue
For the outrageous lack of decorum