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I am the very model of a modern major predator
I squeeze the tits of everyone from copy girl to editor
When I attack I’m confident that no one else will credit her
And if they do then I consult a first-rate lawsuit settler

From Weseltier to Ramadan we’re very ecumenical
In public we are sober, wise, and rather homiletical
But privately we turn out to be somewhat less ascetical
For we must not forget that we have penises and testicles

I’m very good at hiding out behind a piece of shrubbery
Then jumping out and treating you to genitalia rub-ery
And now that my behavior is a matter of discovery
I’m getting very penitent and sorrowful and blubbery.

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4 Responses to “Sing …”

  1. Bill R Says:


  2. Bernard Carroll Says:

    “10” from here, too.

  3. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Thanks, guys.

  4. Bernard Carroll Says:

    By the way, I am surprised that more folks don’t click the ‘Like’ button on your posts.

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