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Defenseman Duckworth: He’s Got it All!

The compleat Louisiana State University student, Li’l Cade The Frat Man smiles at you from his latest mug shot. Get lost in his baby blues and you’ll find everything that makes LSU the fabled school that it is: Sports, Sadism, and Stupefacients.

Witnesses described being forced to lie on broken glass, face down while they both sprayed with a hose, had milk crates thrown at them, and were urinated on.

Duckworth was booked on three counts of misdemeanor criminal hazing (misdemeanor) and one count each of attempted second degree battery, second degree battery and false imprisonment — all felonies.

This was not Duckworth’s first brush with the law. In 2017, he was arrested following a home invasion and burglary near LSU. During a search of the home where the reported robbery took place, police found marijuana and MDMA, also known as ecstasy. Duckworth was booked on one count of possession with intent to distribute …

Honey, only two things missing – sexual assault and possession of an illegal AK47 – and you know the cops is gonna find them iffn they just look more careful.

You can read up on LSU right here on this here blog iffn you want some background on how a university becomes famous for spawning vast colonies of students like this here Li’l Cade. I mean, the place’d be nuthin without its Greek life.

Margaret Soltan, February 15, 2019 3:49AM
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3 Responses to “Defenseman Duckworth: He’s Got it All!”

  1. charlie Says:

    You’re telling me that this imbecile was still in college AFTER he was involved in a home invasion robbery? I know enrollment is down, but you can’t just take anyone…,

  2. Margaret Soltan Says:

    Charlie: You can if you’re LSU.

  3. john Says:

    I read that as his home was invaded.
    Interesting that he spent time on the football team. Might explain the willingness to look the other way.

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