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Since everyone’s talking about the legal, uh, situationalist Jonathan Turley…

… for whom lying about consensual sex is way impeachable, but bribing an ally desperate for military aid in a hot war is no way impeachable, UD thought she’d share this limerick she wrote years ago about Turley.

Turley is an avid defender of polygamists.

A colleague of UD‘s named Turley
Wants one boy to have many girlies.
“My thing on polygamy
Makes UD quite sick of me,
And even my wife has turned surly.”

Margaret Soltan, December 4, 2019 5:37PM
Posted in: limericks

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3 Responses to “Since everyone’s talking about the legal, uh, situationalist Jonathan Turley…”

  1. theprofessor Says:

    Actually, UD, it emerges that one of the Democrats’ star law professors is a great, big admirer of Shariah law himself. Coming soon to a liberal state near you, no doubt.

    As far as polygamy goes, the implicit jurisprudence of Obergefell vs. Hodges requires that it be legalized. This particular shoe will likely drop in the next decade in a 5-4 decision authored by the moldering corpse of the Notorious RBG and joined, reluctantly of course, by John Roberts in order to “protect the institution.”

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