Sing it with me:

Cruz and Hawley, Cruz and Hawley

They’re a couple little shits, by golly!
Any vile endeavor, Cruz and Hawley go together.

Try, try, try to separate them, it’s an illusion
Try, try, try and you will only come to this conclusion:

Cruz and Hawley, Cruz and Hawley

Tracking Trump along his route unlawly

Josh and Ted are lusting

After anything disgusting

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3 Responses to “Cruz and Hawley”

  1. Lyrical Greg Says:

    Pence was told by Mother
    [Fill in blank]

  2. LG Says:

    I was genuinely stumped. Then it came to me in a splash, while pouring water over a Melitta cone:

    Duck and run for cover

  3. Margaret Soltan Says:

    LG: Nice one.

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