Teams often act in concert, and this togetherness can be very intense. So in Iran at the moment, you have two featured teams:
- Team Mullah, composed of hundreds of bullet-spraying gray-bearded men wearing gowns and turbans and granny glasses.
- Team Football, composed of eleven handsome robeless turbanless non-bullet-spraying young men.
TF is on the world’s screens at the moment, arms locked, refusing to sing Iran’s We are some wild and crazy religious nutbags national anthem at the World Cup; boos can be heard throughout the stadium, where men and women wear shirts with the names of women murdered because their hijabs were askew.