Great Gray Slug

On UD’s driveway this morning.

Trump Apology Tour

Sing it.

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Well last week I thought all abortion’s wrong

If you bled out, well too bad so long

Punished all the bad girls, that’s no lie

Not my fault if the losers died


Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Well the bitch has me beaten all over town

Tellin’ everybody I’m a mad ol clown

She puts me down, it’s a pity how I cry

So listen: Now I don’t think raped children ought to die


Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

Because God told me to kill Roe, but it’s all over now

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UPDATE: ME change MY mind too, Daddy!

‘Remember Donald Trump Jr.’s sneer at the 2023 Conservative Political Action Conference? Referring to Senator John Fetterman’s struggles to recover after his stroke, Mr. Trump said that Pennsylvania had “managed to elect a vegetable.” “I’d love for John Fetterman to have, like, good gainful employment,” he continued. “Maybe he could be, like, a bag guy at a grocery store.” Is it possible to go any lower than that?’

Sure it is. You can go after a child.

Trump/RFK

Both are entitled playboy sons of northeastern wealth; both (in Michelle Obama’s words) were “afforded the grace of failing forward” as misbehaving, underachieving adolescents admitted to Ivy League colleges thanks to “the affirmative action of generational wealth”; both were reckless lifelong adolescents, both attention-craving philanderers and liars, both jerks.

Only one, however, dealt cocaine.

My Little Friend
‘Tompkins told Duzer that Kunin’s course was “a direct attack on Black thought.” [Kunin] is a part of a tradition of “literary right-wingers’’ who want “to Make Aesthetics Great Again (MAGA) and who wish to ignore difference (race, etc.).’

A lengthy piece in the Chronicle of Higher Education features a Pomona College English professor who thinks an interest in aesthetics on the part of a literature professor is not merely racist, but just about the worst racism in America: Trump racism.

It’s a disgusting claim, but useful to mention here, since it goes to the mindless (j’accuse MAGA racists of considering the formal properties of Liberty Leading the People!) but sometimes effective bullying that exists in more than a few departments/administrations.

The real point of the bullying in the Pomona instance is simply intellectual turf-protection: One professor is outraged that another professor wants to teach a course that trespasses on territory she owns, you see.

After all, if this professor truly cares about the work of Ralph Ellison (the writer in question) being broadly taught to the largest number of students, she will welcome additional courses on him.

The Fart is a Lonely Hunter Hunter.

Over on Truth Social, Donald Trump has begun “live truthing” the Harris speech. But … he seems to be stuck on the Bidens. He posts, bizarrely: “WHERE’S HUNTER?”

“Simply put, they are out of their minds.”

Best line so far of Harris’s acceptance speech.

 ‘Rachel Bovard of the Conservative Partnership Institute spoke of “the left’s fascist orgy” and predicted that the US would soon see “normalized pederasty; forced euthanasia; postnatal abortion; persecuting dissident faiths; disqualifying religious traditionalists and political conservatives from banking, property rights, and public benefits.”’

Hate to be Debbie Downer, but lest we get lost in the sheer delight of the Democratic convention, we need to venture for just a moment into the dark night of the Project 2025 soul.

In case we need reminding what the battle’s about.

A whole new disabled person for Donald Trump to make fun of!

Go for it, Don!

Bring back the good old days!

C’mon! Your voters are already all over it! Don’t be a pussy, Don!

Sentences that Make UD Laugh

[W]here once 56 percent [of Americans] believed the former president could stay alert in the middle of a nuclear emergency, [now] it is 49 percent.

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Then again, how many of US would be able to stay alert in the middle of a nuclear emergency? I think most of us would be nodding off.

‘As a fake elector, [Jake] Hoffman was indicted by an Arizona grand jury in April 2024. Despite his indictment for his part in the fake elector scheme, Hoffman was elected as the National Committeeman to the Republican National Committee.’

One of the bootlickingest Trumpists out there just called Arizona Republicans who have decided to vote for Harris whores.

Strange… I thought prostitution was illegal in Arizona. Ignore these whores.

Well… but… YOU didn’t ignore them, Jake. You emblazoned them on X, and now outlets like NPR are reporting on your astonishingly unChristian use of language.

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And then there’s the Trump campaign. In response to my Rep. Jamie Raskin’s perfectly reasonable, well-meant, warning to JD Vance to watch himself, given that Trump and his enthusiasts almost hanged his predecessor, the Trump campaign issued an official statement: “Jamie Raskin is a disgusting piece of trash.”

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Or, in the original German, one of America’s highest-profile Jews is Dreckjude.

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Whores. Disgusting trash. This, mes petites, is how you talk when you are very, very desperate.

‘The freedom to work with dignity and prosper, to worship as we choose or not.’

Refreshing. Hillary Clinton addresses thirty percent of our rapidly secularizing nation in her convention speech.

C’mon Evan! You know what to do. Bring back your predecessor, Christian Ziegler! He’ll know how to, haha, fuck over the Democrats!

The Florida Republican Party said polling suggesting former president Donald Trump could lose Florida in 2024 was “extremely alarming.”

Evan Power, the chairman of the Florida GOP, sent out a fundraising email in response to Newsweek’s August 13 report on a poll that suggested Florida was not a guarantee for Trump with the headline: “Donald Trump at Risk of Losing Florida, Poll Suggests.”

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Jan. 8, 2024:

The Republican Party of Florida ousted its chairman on Monday, more than a month after the police in Sarasota confirmed that he was under criminal investigation for sexual assault.

Headline of the Day

DC City Council Member Who Said Jews Control the Weather Arrested by FBI

He demanded only three percent to hand out contracts, a very low number based on the only career extorter UD has known. Her acquaintance, Asif Ali Zardari, was known as Mr Ten Percent

But, based on FBI recordings of Trayon White, he had plans to expand his field of corruption, and I wouldn’t be surprised if this involved increasing his percentage too. We shall never know.

What we can be pretty sure of is that, under pressure, White will reveal more of the workings of the Jews, which will turn out to involve their having taken over the FBI. I thought it was the Mormons.

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