Wire-haired pointers, boxers…

The Republican breed certainly makes good copy.

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It’s true what they say – he really does have the common touch!

[Stormy Daniels] remembers Trump saying ‘I thought we were getting somewhere.’

‘”If you wanted to get out of the trailer park,” Daniels remembers Trump stating.

‘Despite being made of metal, Dr Foyle also points out the object is surprisingly fragile.’

SOS says: Good on Dr Foyle for being able to point out anything.

The Unbearable Brightness of Greening

On a misty morning, the view from UD‘s front stoop.

Boxelders Mating

I think boxelders. I think mating.

Moments after Trump called Jack Smith a fucking asshole at a speech at a fundraiser last night, one of the attendees got up and called Trump “the person who God has chosen” to lead.

UD does wonder about the nature of evangelical Christianity these days.

But as one pro-Trump evangelical leader eloquently puts it:

Irregardless of how overt he is with his faith, he always made faith something he was a stalwart for.”

King Lear by Kristi; Folsom Prison Blues by Kristi

Howl, howl, howl, howl! O you are a bad puppy!

As for your tongue, and eyes, I shoot them so,

That Heav’ns vault should crack. O good she is gone forever!

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A reader writes:

Folsom Prison Blues by Kristi

When I was just a baby,
my mama told me, “Kris,
don’t ever kill a puppy
your daughter’s gonna miss.”

But I shot a dog named Cricket
just to watch her die.
When that didn’t cure my bloodlust,
I gave the goat a try.

‘Noem Book Dogged by New Claims of Inaccuracies’

Nice. Another one would be

NOEM HOUNDED BY LIES IN NEW BOOK

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Headlines for two of her lies:

Nikki Haley — Someone Should Put Down that Bitch

I DID KIM JONG UN DOGGY-STYLE

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From The Dakota Scout:

Gov. Kristi Noem blames ghostwriter, editor

for ‘small errors’ in upcoming book

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Noem statement via Fox News:

“They attacked me. And it was a hard decision. It was a choice between keeping my small children and other people safe, or a dangerous editor, and I chose the safety of my children. And South Dakota law states that ghostwriters who make errors can be put down.”

‘Kristi Noem’s damage control tour is in full swing. It appears destined for the same fate as her late dog Cricket: dead in a gravel pit somewhere near Pierre.’

Scathing Online Schoolmarm says: Good writing!

Wild about my wild indigo.
When you put on too much bronzer…

look out!

Aw, they grow up so fast!

In the land of the gun, it’s never too early to terrorize entire communities and then get blown to bits by a police battalion. Too cute!

LOL

Sometimes, people here quietly admit, it goes too far. Like the students who loudly proclaim how often they go to Mass, or the young man who quit his classics course because he refused to read the works of ancient Greek pagans.

‘South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem will headline a fundraising dinner for the Jefferson County Republican Party on Saturday.’

Swag bag contents:

HOW TO KILL YOUR DOG

In UD’s garden, a new feature:

The Cave.

In UD’s garden, a spectacular…

… whatever specimen. UD‘s bad at identifying her plants.

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